Just your average jungle birthday
I’m not sure when midnight snuck by in the near-perfect darkness to officially begin my birthday, but I’m guessing it had already started when I got up, back sore from the bare wood planks of my bunk, to chase the cute little rodent out of our food bag.

“Bumbun” (hide) Kumbang, in Taman Negara, where I rang in my new year.
Knowing it was pointless, my eyes rolled over in the direction where I’d seen the massive spider before going to bed. As always in jungles, it was the size of my open hand, and hairy, but this one was interesting since three of its legs were skinnier and shinier.
Arne-the-German and I agreed that it had probably lost the legs somehow and was growing new ones. Amazing little undoubtedly venomous beastie. After a day spent hopping leeches and various skittering things, the backs of my eyelids were a montage of insectile legs, half-seen as they skittered about.

Click to enlarge 8-legged goodness
But since I was awake now anyway, I used Arne’s bizarrely powerful flashlight to look for critters in the semi-open space in front of the hide. A few days ago some bird watchers saw a tapir at 3:00 AM.
But no eyes glittered back at me, just fireflies drooping around the thick foliage, like stars on listless vacation from their nightly performance, so I lay back down on the bird-poop-spotted boards. My head on the meagre pillow of my rolled up shirt, I could feel the gap in the boards against the back of my head.
It was silly of me to wait for the second rodent visit to move the food bag. This time Arne woke up, sitting half upright on his luxurious 1 cm mat, to look into the eyes of the little fella, about two feet away from him.
“Vas is das?” You only speak your mother tongue when you’re that sleepy.
His question woke the two English girls on the other side of the small room. “What’s going on?” The nervous one asked.
“Nothing. Just a little mouse. No worries.” I reassured them. “It’s all good.”

My bunk. I’d already put away the shirt-pillow.
Apparently I was soothing enough, because even the twitchy one went back to sleep until morning, when we shared the remnants of our backpacker buffet for breakfast. My peanuts were popular again, both roasted and spicy-something coated, but we avoided the crackers, given how thirsty they make you and the fact that they were drinking shallow-creek water, which was pretty cloudy even after purification and clarification tablets. I was more worried about purifying the good bacteria right out of my system, so rationed myself on the water I brought.
We decided the two styrofoam containers of noodles that the girls brought were no longer a safe bet at their ripe old age of 24 warmly humid hours.
We were each taking different routes back to civilization, so we fared each other well and set off. Just a nice easy walk back to town now…
No way in hell I’m clicking on that photo! I could not calmly go off to sleep knowing such a thing was in the same room (and suffice to say I’d be utterly hopeless in a jungle). Happy birthday! 🙂
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As long as I didn’t see it moving (it was one of the “predator” type spiders who go looking for prey instead of building a web, which is just swell) I was okay, although I do confess that I checked under the bed before lying down. Thanks for the birthday wish!
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Oooo! That’s one handsome spidie! Kinda furry and definitely regrowing those legs. Kinda reminiscent of the orb weavers of the midwest. Beauty!
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I suspected you might like it. Three cheers for all-inclusive animal lovers!
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Happy birthday 🙂
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Thank you!
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A belated Happy Birthday!
BTW, if you’re not careful, this entry will be snapped up by some unscrupulous filmmaker and turned into a scene setter for a slasher movie. 🙂
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Ha! Can I play myself? And if not, can I play one of the leeches?
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
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Wow. I miss a few posts and come to find you in yet another place, where I am once again given a healthy dose of the heebie-jeebies while reading. Happy belated birthday to you, dear Vagabond.
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: ) I think I’ll be moving out of heebie-jeebie territory in a couple days, but hopefully the posts will still be worth reading. (Or do you think I’ll find something heebie-jeebie inspiring in Hong Kong too?) Thanks for the birthday wishes!
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Happy Belated Birthday!! Wish you a COLORFUL Journey of Life! 🙂
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Thanks much! It’s colorful indeed…wait, I think I already left you a comment once about the red of beast-sucked blood and green of tropical foliage! Must be a theme for this trip…
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Yes!! You had told me! Guess even mosquitoes love to taste ‘continental food’… i mean ‘continental blood’! 😉 Get those mosquito repellent ointments. 🙂
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Happy Birhtday 😛 😛 😛
All the best,
Hanna
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Thanks Hanna! And thank you for being one of my top readers!
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Despite your lovely writing, this sounds like a bleak and dreary morning. I hope you at least had a smile deep down inside just for you on your day. Also, I am glad the spider did not climb on your face. Very glad.
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I can’t say I was particularly happy at the moment, no. There MAY have been a case of whacking my bag of food against a fallen tree, thereby shattering my crackers and denting my can of tuna, and generally not helping the whole “dissolving bag” dilemma…
But the good thing about that feeling is that when it passes, it can lead to a certain euphoria, which set in as the boat carried me back downstream. I sang “Old Man River” nice and loud, the stares of boatloads of Terminator-faced tourists in sunglasses not impeding me in the slightest, only the smile that wouldn’t stay off my lips did that. So all’s well that ends well.
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