Peru, why you no let me esleep?
Peru Peru Peru, why you no let me esleep mi amor
You know last night before departure it is not good for esleep I am too essited
and the next Night maybe fell out of the airoplane because I never find it
First night in Lima it is okay
the backpackers they are loud and the bed it has more topography than canyon de cobre but I come close but maybe too essausted
Then I go to the beach and everyone is esleep good at la costa, but why the men they cannot whisper
Why they want to stand in the halls and in the stairs and shout because they are not esleeping
And what was this one short cold you give me that start with a sore lung then gets an itch then for an hour I cough the yellow phlegm that tastes like gross
No importa thank you for it is gone the next day but I am sooo esleepy
And that night it is Lima her birthday and San Bartolo is close enough so all the music it is playing so loud it shake my window until 5:00 of the morning
And thank you that it two musics was because the combination was interesting so my right and left ears did no must listen to the same thing
Ah the siesta you let me esleep in the day oh so good oh so sweet oh so funny taste when I am wake up
Maybe that is why next night I am again watching the lamp outside my window and it watching me and neither he nor I are esleeping
Thank you for send the spider to my bed he is so small he is no problem we have conversation and I help him to fly out the window
Why the taxi man wants to put his car under my window and listen to his music so loud
He must like it very very mucho
And in Lima again it begin so good but you Peru you want to give me all the classic traveler experience
So you put the boy in the bunk below me with the early morning airoplane
And he is wake up sooooo early and is spending so long playing with his suitcase I don’t understand what he can be doing
Why his light so bright
Why he slide the suitcase across the floor again
Why he hate his teeth and brush them like he is attack the enemy
Why he get in and out of the bed so many times while I lying there try not to become angry because then I am sure I am not esleep again
Why he wave his shirt like he is Spanish bullfighter why he no just put it on
Why people they are putting plastic bags in their suitcase to make so much noise when I want to be esleeping
Why he also is not able to whisper so when I go to make pee he say so loud things to me
He is very nice
He is very loud
And last night thank you for the company in the dorm
The Swedish they are very quiet and nice and the Australian he is weird and nice and the Brazilian he is muito amable too
But when he esleeping I think the Brazilian he is eating because his mouth it is making so many squishy sounds like he is drink his own tongue
Whatever he is eating it no agree with his estomago because he begin to fart like I have rarely seen
And I have seen many
The room it is so filled with these fart I want only to be washing my face
I think he kill the cockroaches with his buttbreathing
But now Peru Peru Peru mi amor I am in Cuzco
Here is no mucho air but maybe mucho esleep
I hope so
I have many mile to walk to get to Machu Picchu…
Ah classic hostel experiences.
Why do people have so many plastic bags. So inconsiderate !
Hope you enjoyed your trip nonetheless
I always bring one, tucked away in the bottom, just in case I need something water-tight, but packing in the early morning with all that racket? Kids these days!
Sorry but I’m glad you suffered as it resulted in this great post! 🙂
🙂 You’re absolutely right, that awareness does rather help mitigate some situations. (The next post will have another example…)
Buttbreathing. New term in my dictionary.
Hope you esleep mehor without the peidos brasileiros.
Dude. This shit is too funny. No really, I’m laughing too hard in the cafe and being embarrassed. One of your best posts ever.
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